If you ask me, alarm clocks get an unnecessarily bad rap. They didn't ask to serve as vessels delivering ear-piercing rings and dings every morning at the same ungodly hour. It's like getting mad at a process server for serving you legal papers. Like it's not this guy's fault I cheated on my taxes the past nine years. He's just the messenger. Can't shoot the messenger, right? Sure he could've been a little bit nicer the way he handed me those documents. He did have a certain smugness about him, I guess. But I'm sure he doesn't like seeing me at my absolute lowest point. Surely, he doesn't get some sick twisted sense of self-satisfaction from this line of work, right? Hm. Wait, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, alarm clocks... You know what? Fuck alarm clocks.
Material & Other Specs:
- Printed locally in Washington D.C. on Los Angeles Apparel 1801 GD
- Screen-printed front and back
- 6.5 oz./sq. yd.
- 100% cotton
- Slightly oversized fit (Recommended you order your normal size)
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Hang dry
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Body Length
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27.5"
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28.5"
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29.5"
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30.5"
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31.5"
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Chest Width
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19"
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21"
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23"
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25"
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27"
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